People often wonder if it is safe to dance, and cartoons can help put you at ease

 

when people of short stature down under make you uneasy

All you have to do is ask someone, Let’s Dance

There’s a long evolution of dance though so you’ll need to be prepared to pick a style or get lost in a medley

But then when you are mocked by transformers it must be the best flattery

So where does one begin?

But what if you don’t have the equipment, can you go virtual?

Engaging in too much dance will not harm your political aspirations?

That said you have to be careful not to mix politics with dance or things will just get out of control

Reset

Ah, Shit,

Hit the reset button on my computer with a thumb drive inserted and triggered that virus

If you watch that last one too much it will kill, you but don’t worry, even the dead can dance

 

That’s what happens when you rely on a search engine, here’s a better example of the dancing dead ~ after they dead marry

Or get a conjugal visit in prison

But then they’ll have to hustle off back to their cells

But line dancing is really a punishment, for those people that kill others with music

They haven’t found a chemical yet to correct that type of aggression, but the goal here is not to get people to dance like monkeys

We can surely evolve past that because if we don’t the results might be catastrophic

People will be forced to hide their dancing

 

maybe in some cases that’s not a bad thing, but we have come a long way

even if it starts a little dirty from time to time and uses a frivolous number of horses

We have to remember that there is more to dancing than just shaking your butt

even if they won’t always shoot your legs

You’ll just have to find a way to show off some other part of your body

so that you can keep on moving

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